#im sorry going insane again

[nervousbreadpuppy]

look jekyll being a Nasty Little Guy is technically the most canon interpretation but i also think it's really funny when his motivation is "im going to become the goodest boy ever by removing all the evil from my personality!" and then he becomes the evilest boy ever and kills multiple people

[cabinette]

NORMAL PEOPLE KNOCK.

[littleplantfreak]

been thinking about ur fav assisting you with the hand job you’re giving him. Either you’re not used to giving one or maybe their cock is big enough that your hand can’t wrap around fully, but regardless it has them putting their hand over yours and showing you how they like it. They’re dribbling over both your hands with pre and really all you have to do is watch while they use your hand to get themselves off atp

[thel0llip0p]

youve heard of sakura sonic, now get ready for ..cherry shadow.

[ramvur]

"& how many times have you loved me without my asking? how often have i loved a thing because you loved it? including me."

Day 1 + 2 of #PricegazWeek : smoke + shotgun

[napping-sapphic]

Sooo NONE of you want to fall deeply unhealthily in love with me rn……?

[seri-tonin]

I keep seeing people say that Kaveh and Alhaitham are incompatible and I'm just like... no u don't get it. They are so compatible that I'm convinced they're literally made for each other. They're both so incredibly stubborn but underneath all the bickering, they clearly have a ton of respect for each other and recognize each other's intelligence. It's because of both that mutual respect and their directly opposing worldviews and ideals that make them both pretty much the only people that are capable of influencing good and meaningful change in the other. Kaveh brings the empathy and artistry that Alhaitham needs while Alhaitham keeps Kaveh grounded. Alhaitham always seems so much more relaxed in every scene where he interacts with Kaveh. Alhaitham is pretty much the only person that Kaveh doesn't feel the need to go full people-pleaser with (excluding the occasional client that really manages to piss him off). They're actually perfect for each other.

[heartorbit]

i would advise against sneaking a bunch of silly billies into your castle

[canon-gabriel-quotes]

✨💐 Mother's Day 💐✨

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Machine. Gabriel omegaverse male pregnancy art.

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I'm two days late... *gasp* Did Minos finally..?

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Did Sisyphus finally..?

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Don't come to my server.

Don't pray to me.

Don't "V1 pregnant" react me.

We're done.

*vine boom*

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Guys, stop giving birth in vc.

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You know.

I'd really like to say all of the pregnancy jokes catch me off guard.

But to tell you the truth, I was expecting.

i hate it here

Omegaverse clip

Minos clip

Sisyphus clip

Divorce clip

Literally 1984

He was expecting :]

[lemon-t4rt]

kobylu modern uni au just because i can…

i apologise but i wanna draw them, if nobody else will then i must step up.

[walmartbrandwhatever]

guys I'll feed the marbit fans rq. Sorry this fic is taking me SO long, BUT here's a little sneak peak of part of it🫶 to prove to yall that I am writing it. guys thank the hurricane on its way to actually allow me to writing. also keep in mind this is NOT edited🫶

[crossthread]

No jokes here. The Navy’s best pilot and the Navy’s best admiral. Between them, eight air-to-air combat kills and five stars. These were men who commanded respect with or without your approval. This was the picture of ruthless competence.

Debriefing (& Other Stories) • part 2 of Easier Done Than Said by @compacflt

[dailyserirei]

Part 2.1 // Part 2.2

[gasstationpopcorn]

cc: lucija jelenko, 2022

[deadmothsketches]

Don't feed the plants.

[itissadbutitsmy-artblog]

im the most normal person at the party

^ my reference picture to prove im not crazy. or to prove im extra crazy.